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Jimmy Uguro was a Papua New Guinean politician. He served as Minister of Education from 2020 until his death in 2024.
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{"type":"standard","title":"South Park: Chef's Luv Shack","displaytitle":"South Park: Chef's Luv Shack","namespace":{"id":0,"text":""},"wikibase_item":"Q1130193","titles":{"canonical":"South_Park:_Chef's_Luv_Shack","normalized":"South Park: Chef's Luv Shack","display":"South Park: Chef's Luv Shack"},"pageid":4111455,"thumbnail":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/1/14/South_Park_Chef%27s_Luv_Shack.jpg/330px-South_Park_Chef%27s_Luv_Shack.jpg","width":320,"height":286},"originalimage":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/1/14/South_Park_Chef%27s_Luv_Shack.jpg","width":334,"height":299},"lang":"en","dir":"ltr","revision":"1284173093","tid":"e07ed12a-1280-11f0-83a3-8fa31a9d3e10","timestamp":"2025-04-06T00:48:38Z","description":"1999 game show-style party video game","description_source":"local","content_urls":{"desktop":{"page":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/South_Park%3A_Chef's_Luv_Shack","revisions":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/South_Park%3A_Chef's_Luv_Shack?action=history","edit":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/South_Park%3A_Chef's_Luv_Shack?action=edit","talk":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:South_Park%3A_Chef's_Luv_Shack"},"mobile":{"page":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/South_Park%3A_Chef's_Luv_Shack","revisions":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:History/South_Park%3A_Chef's_Luv_Shack","edit":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/South_Park%3A_Chef's_Luv_Shack?action=edit","talk":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:South_Park%3A_Chef's_Luv_Shack"}},"extract":"South Park: Chef's Luv Shack is a 2D game show-style party video game and is a sequel to the 1998 video game South Park, itself based on the American animated sitcom of the same name. Developed by Acclaim Studios Austin and published by Acclaim Entertainment, it was released in 1999 for the Dreamcast, Microsoft Windows, PlayStation and Nintendo 64. Its gameplay involves playing minigames and the ability to play against other players in a challenge for the most points. It also involves trivia questions about South Park and other topics.","extract_html":"
South Park: Chef's Luv Shack is a 2D game show-style party video game and is a sequel to the 1998 video game South Park, itself based on the American animated sitcom of the same name. Developed by Acclaim Studios Austin and published by Acclaim Entertainment, it was released in 1999 for the Dreamcast, Microsoft Windows, PlayStation and Nintendo 64. Its gameplay involves playing minigames and the ability to play against other players in a challenge for the most points. It also involves trivia questions about South Park and other topics.
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