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The Gordon Schools is a six-year, non denominational comprehensive co-educational secondary school located in Huntly, Aberdeenshire, Scotland. It takes pupils from Gordon Primary School, Insch Primary School, and smaller primary schools located around that area of Aberdeenshire such as Drumblade, Glass, Gartly, Cairney, Clatt, Rhynie and Kennethmont.
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Filip Šnejdr is a Czech middle-distance runner specialising in the 800 metres. He represented his country in the 4 × 400 metres relay at the 2018 World Indoor Championships finishing fifth. He earlier won a bronze medal in the same event at the 2017 Summer Universiade.
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