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{"type":"standard","title":"Kaohsiung Confucius Temple","displaytitle":"Kaohsiung Confucius Temple","namespace":{"id":0,"text":""},"wikibase_item":"Q1194922","titles":{"canonical":"Kaohsiung_Confucius_Temple","normalized":"Kaohsiung Confucius Temple","display":"Kaohsiung Confucius Temple"},"pageid":37962698,"thumbnail":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/c/cc/Kaohsiung_Taiwan_Kaohsiung-Confucius-Temple-01.jpg/330px-Kaohsiung_Taiwan_Kaohsiung-Confucius-Temple-01.jpg","width":320,"height":180},"originalimage":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/c/cc/Kaohsiung_Taiwan_Kaohsiung-Confucius-Temple-01.jpg","width":5529,"height":3110},"lang":"en","dir":"ltr","revision":"1281686895","tid":"3eb379c6-069f-11f0-88d0-8f7114307dd8","timestamp":"2025-03-21T21:55:47Z","description":"Temple in Zuoying, Kaohsiung, Taiwan","description_source":"local","coordinates":{"lat":22.68930556,"lon":120.29902778},"content_urls":{"desktop":{"page":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kaohsiung_Confucius_Temple","revisions":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kaohsiung_Confucius_Temple?action=history","edit":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kaohsiung_Confucius_Temple?action=edit","talk":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Kaohsiung_Confucius_Temple"},"mobile":{"page":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kaohsiung_Confucius_Temple","revisions":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:History/Kaohsiung_Confucius_Temple","edit":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kaohsiung_Confucius_Temple?action=edit","talk":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Kaohsiung_Confucius_Temple"}},"extract":"The Kaohsiung City Temple of Confucius is a temple dedicated to the memory of Confucius near Lotus Pond, Zuoying District, in the Taiwanese city of Kaohsiung. With an area of 167 square metres, it is Taiwan's largest Confucian temple complex.","extract_html":"
The Kaohsiung City Temple of Confucius is a temple dedicated to the memory of Confucius near Lotus Pond, Zuoying District, in the Taiwanese city of Kaohsiung. With an area of 167 square metres, it is Taiwan's largest Confucian temple complex.
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